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[Office Spider: Episode 6]

Not my taste maybe?

I didn't find it very entertaining.

The humor was a little too dry for me I think.

danomano65 responds:

good reason to give five. because it's not for you.

[tWHYlight]

hail to the uncommon comedy

Very entertaining. It felt kind of sped up, but then, it's a flash, so I have no arguement.

I like how the characters were being funny without degrading themselves or throwing their pride into the trash can like most other main characters around newgrounds.

[Zanta Claws II]

Poor voices

voice acting sounded unenthusiastic.

I had a hard time relating the voices to the individual characters because the tones did not match the given emotions.

"yay, money" for example was... just covered in weaksauce. If he'd screamed it, it'd been a lot more believable. After all, what type of normal person, after recieving an extrordinarily large amount of free cash, would just cheerfully say "yay money".

C'mon, you know you'd be freaking excited! Your balls would fall off! If an extreme abundance of cash was your hearts true desire, then yea, your balls would fall off and you'd be screaming with joy... or you'd be too speachless to scream... don't forget, the balls must fall off >__>

eddsworld responds:

Have to agree about that line, but i didn't have very many choices for it. But my new mic is here now, so we can be more adventureous with our lines now :)

[Irod Bad!]

Voice was bad

I think you tried a little too hard to be funny. I mean, it's a good movie and all, but the voice acting was just terrible, and not the "wtfrofl" kind of terrible.

[Little Aviator]

11/10

There should be a seperate catagory for professional quality flashes and ... other flashes.

I think the only thing that stuck out was how the kid sounded exactly the same in the flashback scene at the end. I expected him to be/sound a lot younger when I realized it was a flashback.

Anyway, that's nitpicking, so take this 10/10 or suffer the consequences!

[Bolty's Clockmas]

Urm...

I didn't like the story much... didn't pull me in or anything. I just kept watching because it's 4:35am and there's nothing better to do.

Anyway, you've got some good flash skeelz, I can tell, the animation was pretty smooth and the story was easy to follow. I just didn't like this one, but that's probably because I'm not a big fan of Christmas.

8 for skeelz

BoltClock responds:

I didn't do wonders with the story for this one because I was rushed for time, but I guess my skillz really are there :D

Thanks for watching the whole thing and for your honest review - indeed not everyone is a big fan of Christmas :)

[A Men's Room Monologue]

Entertaining

It wasn't funny, but then... can't really find much humor in bathrooms anyway.

Fun to watch.

[Dad's at Work]

Rocket Shoes

I think I want some rocket shoes like Dad.